reblog to spread the word
I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks to care. But what I do have, is irritable bowel syndrome and a Taco Bell right down the street. Irritable bowel syndrome has developed within me over the years, and has made life a nightmare for people like you. If you change your sign to “Please fart on me”, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fart on you.
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