can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

caffeinatedqueer:

tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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Are they supernatural cosplayers ?

(via netflix-subtitles)



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mastercraftbbq:
fartknuckles:
mastercraftbbq:
fartknuckles:
reblog to spread the word

I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks to care. But what I do have, is irritable bowel syndrome and a Taco Bell right down the street. Irritable bowel syndrome has developed within me over the years, and has made life a nightmare for people like you. If you change your sign to “Please fart on me”, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fart on you.




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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mastercraftbbq:

fartknuckles:

mastercraftbbq:

fartknuckles:

reblog to spread the word

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I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks to care. But what I do have, is irritable bowel syndrome and a Taco Bell right down the street. Irritable bowel syndrome has developed within me over the years, and has made life a nightmare for people like you. If you change your sign to “Please fart on me”, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fart on you.

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phangirlingoverdisney:

endorphinxrush:

bitchesrideinmydeathstar:

lmao. paper-gold

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SECOND TO LAST ONE OH MY GOD

(via whatificantf0rgety0uu)




Leonardo DiCaprio by Hugh Stewart

Leonardo DiCaprio by Hugh Stewart

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me and Carla baby would cut a rug together at the “Juke Joint,” our favorite ’50s themed 1970s diner.

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reneelisannemeow:

“The only girl I’ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes.” #neutralmilkhotel

reneelisannemeow:

“The only girl I’ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes.” #neutralmilkhotel


aeroplane-over-avery-island:

Pretentious indie rock quotes. #nmh #neutralmilkhotel #jeffmangum #intheaeroplaneoverthesea

aeroplane-over-avery-island:

Pretentious indie rock quotes. #nmh #neutralmilkhotel #jeffmangum #intheaeroplaneoverthesea


unified-vibes:

A band from the early 2000’s @ecasssays they’re so good. #music #neutralmilkhotel #bands #indie #goodmusic

unified-vibes:

A band from the early 2000’s @ecasssays they’re so good. #music #neutralmilkhotel #bands #indie #goodmusic